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<body class='hmmessage'><div dir='ltr'><FONT size=7 face="Times New Roman">Performing SmArts<BR></FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman"><FONT size=5>Presents </FONT></FONT><BR><BR><FONT size=7 face="Times New Roman">The Complete World of Sports (Abridged)</FONT><BR> <BR><FONT size=5 face="Times New Roman">Co-Producers: Eric Shovah and Marlene Countermine</FONT><BR><FONT size=5 face="Times New Roman">Director: Brian Sheldon</FONT><BR><FONT size=5 face="Times New Roman">Starring: Brian Avery, Austen Halpern-Graser and Eric Shovah</FONT><BR> <BR><FONT size=5 face="Times New Roman">September 13-15, 2013</FONT><BR><FONT size=5 face="Times New Roman">Fri. & Sat. @ 7:30pm</FONT><BR><FONT size=5 face="Times New Roman">Sat. & Sun. @ 2:30pm</FONT><BR><FONT face="Times New Roman"></FONT> <BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Segoe UI','sans-serif'; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt" size=3>The lunacy of sports collides with lunatic wit in <B><I>The Complete World of Sports (abridged)</I></B>. From the earliest cavemen playing "Neanderthal in the Middle" to your own kid's soccer practice, the entire history of athletic competition is celebrated in a tour de farce of physical theater. Is Bowling really a sport? What about Poker or Competitive Eating? Who invented Curling and Synchronized Swimming and why in the world are they in the Olympics? In the words of one critic, "It's a triumph of speed, endurance, comic timing, high-scoring wordplay, a sharply satiric game plan and an all-out embrace of sports as fun." If you're a sports fan, you'll like this show. If you're not a sports fan, you'll <I>love</I> this show!</FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Segoe UI','sans-serif'; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"></SPAN> <BR><FONT size=5 face="Times New Roman">Performances held at <STRONG>The Rexford United Methodist Church</STRONG></FONT><BR><FONT size=4 face="Times New Roman">18 Main Street</FONT><BR><FONT size=4 face="Times New Roman">Rexford, NY 12148</FONT><BR><FONT size=4 face="Times New Roman"></FONT> <BR><STRONG><FONT size=5 face="Times New Roman"><EM>Seating is limited, so reserve your tickets today!</EM></FONT></STRONG><BR> <BR><STRONG><FONT size=5 face="Times New Roman">To Order Tickets:</FONT><BR></STRONG><FONT face="Times New Roman"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><FONT size=5>Order online at </FONT><A href="http://www.performingsmarts.com/" target=_blank><FONT size=5>www.performingsmarts.com</FONT></A></FONT><BR><FONT size=5>Call 518-526-1300</FONT></FONT><BR><STRONG><FONT size=5 face="Times New Roman">Ticket Price: </FONT></STRONG><FONT size=5 face="Times New Roman">$12</FONT><BR><FONT size=5 face="Times New Roman">All seating is general admission!</FONT> <BR><BR><BR><BR><BR> </div></body>
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