<div dir="ltr"><span>THREE PERFORMANCES ONLY!<br><br></span><span>Confetti Stage presents<br></span><div><span> <br> EVERY CHRISTMAS STORY EVER TOLD (AND THEN SOME!)<br> by Michael Carleton, Jim Fitzgerald, and John K. Alvarez<br> directed by Barbara Davis-Dickman<br> <br>
What starts off as a simple performance of A Christmas Carol soon
mutates into a festive Frankenstein of ancient traditions and pop
culture hijinks. Join three not-so-wise men as they try to make sense
of holiday tales and traditions throughout the ages. How do people
celebrate Christmas in other countries? What was St. Nicholas really
like? WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH FRUITCAKE?! All these questions and more are
asked in this hilarious send-up of beloved holiday classics, where
nobody is safe from<span> ridicule; not even
the Norelco Santa! Put some mistletoe above your expectations and kiss
them goodbye, because there’s no telling what will happen next in this
merry, manic mash-up of everyone’s favorite yuletide yarns. <br><br></span></span><span><span><span>Featuring Stephen Henel, Kasey Kenyon, and Matthew Side</span> <br><br> At Professor Java's Coffee Sanctuary (217 Wolf Rd, Albany, NY):<br> Thursday, December 10th at 7:30pm<br> Friday, December 11th at 7:30pm<br> **Please note that seating at this venue is limited, please reserve or pre-purchase your tickets ahead of time**<br> <br> One night only at The Linda - WAMC's Performing Arts Studio (339 Central Ave, Albany, NY):<br> Friday, December 18th at 7:30pm<br> <br> Tickets:<br> $15 general admission<br> $10 student admission (with ID)<br> Please call our Box Office at <a href="tel:518-460-1167" value="+15184601167" target="_blank">518-460-1167</a> to reserve or purchase online at <a href="http://www.confettistage.org/buy-tickets" target="_blank">www.confettistage.org/buy-tickets</a><br><br></span></span></div><span><span>Find us on facebook (<a href="https://www.facebook.com/events/1672147933002991/">https://www.facebook.com/events/1672147933002991/</a>) or at <a href="http://www.ConfettiStage.org" target="_blank">www.ConfettiStage.org</a> for updates!</span></span><br clear="all"><br>-- <br><div class="gmail_signature"><div dir="ltr"><div><div dir="ltr"><div><div dir="ltr"><div><div dir="ltr"><div><div dir="ltr"><div><div dir="ltr"><div><div dir="ltr"><div>Confetti Stage, Inc<br></div><div><a href="http://www.confettistage.org" target="_blank">www.confettistage.org</a></div><div><a href="https://www.facebook.com/ConfettiStageInc" target="_blank">https://www.facebook.com/ConfettiStageInc</a><br></div><div><div><span><font color="#888888"><font size="2"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0)">Please join us on the road for</span></font> <span style="color:rgb(255,0,0)"><font size="4"><b><font color="#888888"><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0)">Every</span> <span style="color:rgb(0,255,0)">Christmas </span><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0)">Story</span> <span style="color:rgb(0,255,0)">Ever</span> <span style="color:rgb(255,0,0)">Told</span> <span style="color:rgb(255,0,0)">(</span><span style="color:rgb(0,255,0)">And</span> <span style="color:rgb(255,0,0)">Then <span style="color:rgb(0,255,0)">Some!</span>)</span></font></b></font></span><font color="#000000"><font size="2">, running for 3 performances only, December 10, 11, and 18, 2015!</font></font></font></span></div></div><div><br></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div>
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