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</o:shapelayout></xml><![endif]--></head><body lang=EN-US link=blue vlink="#954F72" style='word-wrap:break-word'><div class=WordSection1><blockquote style='margin-top:5.0pt;margin-bottom:5.0pt'><div><div><div><div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-top:6.0pt;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto'><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",serif'>The Two Of Us Productions, the award winning theater company based in Columbia County NY, is pleased to announce auditions for<b> It’s Only A Play </b>by Terrence McNally<span style='color:black'>. Performances are </span>May 10<sup>th</sup> through 19<sup>th</sup>, 2024 at the Claverack Library’s Marilyn & Bob Laurie Gallery. <span style='color:black'> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-top:6.0pt'><b><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",serif'>Auditions</span></b><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",serif'> will be held on:<o:p></o:p></span></p><ul style='margin-top:0in' type=disc><li class=MsoListParagraph style='margin-top:3.0pt;margin-right:.5in;margin-left:.25in;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo3'><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",serif;color:black'>Audition: </span><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",serif'>Saturday Feb. 17<sup>th</sup> at 2pm<o:p></o:p></span></li><li class=MsoListParagraph style='margin-top:3.0pt;margin-right:.5in;margin-left:.25in;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo3'><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",serif;color:black'>Audition: </span><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",serif'>Friday Feb. 23<sup>rd</sup> at 7pm<o:p></o:p></span></li></ul><ul style='margin-top:0in' type=disc><li class=MsoListParagraph style='margin-top:3.0pt;margin-right:1.5in;margin-left:.25in;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo3'><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",serif'>Audition & Callbacks: Saturday Feb. 24<sup>th</sup> at 2pm <o:p></o:p></span></li></ul><p class=MsoNormal style='mso-margin-top-alt:6.0pt;margin-right:2.0in;margin-bottom:0in;margin-left:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt'><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",serif'> <span style='color:black'>All auditions </span>are held at the Community Hall of the Reformed Dutch Church, 88 Route 9H in Claverack NY. <o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><div><ul style='margin-top:0in' type=disc><li class=gmail-m2626203751215661339msolistparagraph style='margin-top:3.0pt;margin-bottom:0in;margin-left:.25in;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo3'><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",serif'>All roles are available. <o:p></o:p></span></li><li class=gmail-m2626203751215661339msolistparagraph style='margin-top:3.0pt;margin-bottom:0in;margin-left:.25in;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo3'><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",serif'>Sides will be provided at the audition.<o:p></o:p></span></li><li class=gmail-m2626203751215661339msolistparagraph style='margin-top:3.0pt;margin-bottom:0in;margin-left:.25in;mso-list:l2 level1 lfo3'><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",serif'>For more information or to get the sides in advance please write the director at <a href="mailto:StephenSanbornPhD@gmail.com" target="_blank">StephenSanbornPhD@gmail.com</a><o:p></o:p></span></li></ul><p class=MsoNormal style='mso-margin-top-alt:auto;margin-right:.5in;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto'><b><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",serif'>Synopsis</span></b><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",serif'> - It’s the <span style='color:black'>opening night of The Golden Egg on Broadway, and the wealthy producer Julia Budder is throwing a lavish party in her lavish Manhattan townhouse. Downstairs the celebrities are pouring in, but the real action is upstairs in the bedroom, where a group of insiders have staked themselves out to await the reviews. The group includes the excitable playwright; the possibly unstable wunderkind director; the pill-popping leading lady, treading the boards after becoming infamous in Hollywood; and the playwright’s best friend, for whom the play was written but who passed up this production for a television series. Add to this a drama critic who’s panned the playwright in the past and a new-in-town aspiring singer, and you have a prime recipe for the narcissism, ambition, childishness, and just plain irrationality that infuse the theatre—and for comedy. But don’t worry: This play is sure to be the hit they have all been hoping for.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p><h1 style='mso-margin-top-alt:12.0pt;margin-right:.5in;margin-bottom:5.0pt;margin-left:0in'><b><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",serif;color:black'>Roles: <o:p></o:p></span></b></h1><h1 style='mso-margin-top-alt:12.0pt;margin-right:.5in;margin-bottom:5.0pt;margin-left:0in'><b><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",serif;color:black'>PETER AUSTIN</span></b><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",serif;color:black'> – The playwright. Everything is riding on tonight’s Broadway opening.<o:p></o:p></span></h1><h1 style='mso-margin-top-alt:12.0pt;margin-right:.5in;margin-bottom:5.0pt;margin-left:0in'><b><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",serif;color:black'>JULIA BUDDER</span></b><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",serif;color:black'> – The producer. Attractive and genuinely nice.<o:p></o:p></span></h1><h1 style='mso-margin-top-alt:12.0pt;margin-right:.5in;margin-bottom:5.0pt;margin-left:0in'><b><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",serif;color:black'>IRA DREW</span></b><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",serif;color:black'> – The critic. Wears glasses and has good stains on his tie.<o:p></o:p></span></h1><h1 style='mso-margin-top-alt:12.0pt;margin-right:.5in;margin-bottom:5.0pt;margin-left:0in'><b><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",serif;color:black'>FRANK FINGER</span></b><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",serif;color:black'> – The director. Soon to be knighted.<o:p></o:p></span></h1><h1 style='mso-margin-top-alt:12.0pt;margin-right:.5in;margin-bottom:5.0pt;margin-left:0in'><b><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",serif;color:black'>VIRGINIA NOYES</span></b><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",serif;color:black'> – The star. She has an electronic bracelet on her ankle.<o:p></o:p></span></h1><h1 style='mso-margin-top-alt:12.0pt;margin-right:.5in;margin-bottom:5.0pt;margin-left:0in'><b><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",serif;color:black'>JAMES WICKER</span></b><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",serif;color:black'> – The best friend. He used to be a stage actor.<o:p></o:p></span></h1><h1 style='mso-margin-top-alt:12.0pt;margin-right:.5in;margin-bottom:5.0pt;margin-left:0in'><b><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",serif;color:black'>GUS P. HEAD</span></b><span style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",serif;color:black'> – Temporary help. Fresh off of the farm. <o:p></o:p></span></h1><h1 style='mso-margin-top-alt:12.0pt;margin-right:.5in;margin-bottom:5.0pt;margin-left:.5in'><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri",sans-serif;color:#548235'><o:p> </o:p></span></h1></div></div></div></div></div></blockquote></div></body></html>